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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

Posted 3 days ago With 715,522 notes

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

Posted 3 days ago With 548,690 notes

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

Posted 6 days ago With 185,773 notes

ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

Posted 6 days ago With 337,896 notes

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

Posted 6 days ago With 460,410 notes