people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
- White person: but I don't see color. Were all apart of one race. the human race.
- White person: idk I'm just not attracted to black people..just a preference though
a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
literally the face I made reading this
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying