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HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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“The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are. Even if you don’t like bacon.”

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“Do not dwell in the past. Do not focus heavily on the future. Instead, be in the moment. Because that burger won’t eat itself.”

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(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

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