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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

Posted 10 hours ago With 712,940 notes


why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

Posted 10 hours ago With 545,552 notes


Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

Posted 3 days ago With 160,660 notes


i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

Posted 3 days ago With 335,322 notes


I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

Posted 3 days ago With 458,250 notes