a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters
oh how the mackles have mored
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow
Tumblr will believe anything. One time i said i was going to be in step up 2. I wasn’t in it but none of you would know that because no one watched that movie.
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.